Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi....

By he is going to hell - 18/09/2012 21:46 - Australia - Forestville

Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML

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You deserved it 2 157

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2024 05:00 - Canada

Today, my brother has decided to hustle hate groups. Everyone, including the police, think he's some sort of Robin Hood. I wouldn't have a problem with this, except he's trying to recruit people. Any day now we're going to be attacked by Nazis. FML

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By UnSupported - 14/08/2014 15:28 - United States - North Kingstown

Today, I excitedly told my family that, after years of studying and dedication, I've been awarded a full scholarship to Germany. My mom's reaction was to start sobbing about me becoming a "heathen" and my dad and brother started telling Nazi jokes. FML

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By Unemployed - 16/10/2011 07:15 - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 997

You deserved it 5 658

By razzmataz - 28/01/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

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You deserved it 3 150

By Anonymous - 19/09/2017 13:00

Today, my seemingly innocent younger brother showed our family a video of what he was doing last night when he skipped New Student Orientation. He's been in college all of 48 hours and he's already joined a fight club. FML

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You deserved it 305

By MaydayManic - 10/08/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 076

You deserved it 5 048

By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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You deserved it 3 556

By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

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You deserved it 5 467

By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 370

By Amithatevil - 29/08/2014 12:35 - Japan - Kawasaki

Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

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You deserved it 4 202

bobadrunk 6

Wednesday 19 September 2012 9:09

your parents just can Nazi it

mikeiphone 0

Wednesday 19 September 2012 9:12

We don't need this scum in our country

Comments

annie_nk 22

Wednesday 19 September 2012 11:11

"getting out and developing a social life." Well he is just not in a good way.

supbabes 0

Wednesday 19 September 2012 11:17

You never seen Romper Stomper?

GlobalGenocide 8

Wednesday 19 September 2012 11:24

What the hell, I didn't know Australia even had a Nazi contingent.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 19 September 2012 11:30

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LennyComa 39

Wednesday 19 September 2012 11:31

If really wanna piss him off or test his commitment you could convert to Judaism...agreed it's not for everybody...or you can tell him to grow the **** up and stop being a biggoted, narrow minded prick. FYL

TrentF13 12

Wednesday 19 September 2012 11:33

I totally support this kid. At least he's DOING something with his life. Look at the rest of us! XD

0RedPenguin0 8

Wednesday 19 September 2012 11:43

There are nazi groups all through europe and Australia. Great Britain has a huge problem with them

Nederlander95 14

Thursday 7 November 2013 19:58

He might be going to Heil

homes7d 14

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:33

A slight chance h

WickedFan 12

Tuesday 19 November 2013 2:22

If he truly believes in Nazism then screw him, he deserves to die a ruthless death by fire and to be spit upon by god Himself. How dare he even consider such an evil, horrendous life. There is no excuse, he was not born a Nazi and it sounds like your parents didn't raise you or him like that. How could he even get into such a ****** up life?