By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
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bettyc4 26

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!

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K_kanaka 26

Dirty mouth? Clean it with, Orbit.

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bertoelmexicano 6

Mix your roomate's and his dog's favorite meal up next time:)

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GoW_Chick 14

Not if he buys that fancy gourmet dog food crap, it looks the same and sometimes better than are food, and since his pampered pooch has it's own toothbrush I'm willing to bet he does. Some people treat their dogs better than their own off-spring.

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GoW_Chick 14

*our Stupid, stupid, stupid! *repeatedly bangs head against table because she fails at grammar*

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EmmyBabe_fml 0

OP has been using their toothbrush for a while and not noticed a difference. So obviously the toothbrush doesn't taste any different..

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ItsTheKing 10

"Dirty mouth? Clean-" Oh you guys got it covered.

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FinJage 18

If you've been using it for a whole month and didn't notice any difference, just imagine it never happened.

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tdawg4200 0

First of all, he's a complete moron for mistaking the objects. Secondly, get your own place because roommates suck.

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2oc 5

Accidentally mix up the spices with the laxatives for the next meal. Revenge complete

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Actually, revenge - day one done (check) 29 to go!

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bubbly31 0

They say dogs mouths are cleaner than humans.

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upyourzlolz 11

But oddly, more shit passes through human's mouths.

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msilikegrapes 8

they "say" that. But it isnt true. Exhibit A: his dog just ate cat poop

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pattipan 7

The idea that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's is utter nonsense. Dog lovers often spew that a test proved that this is true, but are not honest enough to admit that in this test, the human sample had not brushed his teeth for a month. A human who brushes regularly has a much cleaner mouth than a dog's, even a dog who has his teeth brushed.

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gbylk 4

You didn't notice so it can't have been too bad?

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