By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 15:37 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML
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DocBastard 38

As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?

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b0ngs 7

That's one way to put it...

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elpopsw 0

So you've been gargling spit! Lovely.

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Davick 0

that's why I keep my stuff in my room

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rubberduckie94 13

The taste of backwash......nothing like it.

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loserman67 35

Buy him his own bottle and put his name on it. Then mark your bottle everytime you use it so you can keep track of the level of mouthwash in the bottle. That way you can tell if............ OH **** this, just kick him in the balls and tell him to knock it off!

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kay_princess14 7

Eww that's ******* nasty

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br0ccoli 14

Reminds me of a video I saw where the best men at a wedding all brushed their teeth and spit it into the champagne and had the groom drink it on the dance floor during the reception. Why they thought that was a good idea, I don't know. Your roommate has some really gross habits.

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maiamafia 6

Maybe he does this because he despises you with a passion and to him its a little way of revenge served cold, I mean in a slimey spitty used up germed filled mouthwash revenge kind of a way. Totally not suggesting that his toothbrush should be swiped between your ass crack, that would be just horrendous.

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