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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 15:37 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

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By SpitBreathe - 25/10/2020 14:00 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I found out why the amount of mouthwash hasn't been decreasing much recently when I walked in on my dad using it and then spitting some of it back in the bottle. FML

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Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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Grossed out

By Jodi Sanford - 09/10/2021 11:01

Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML

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By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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The runs

By stitchwitch - 18/05/2023 00:06

Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

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Party hard

By jagerbombs - 30/12/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:51

As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?

Zmeilerr 22

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:50

I wonder what else he spits.

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bchatzis 9

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:44

I have to say, this was pretty funny!

angelinaanimerg 7

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:46

Kick him out!

ElricMustang 23

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:49

He's going green.

max500 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:50

I pissed in my roommates' mouthwash because she's a dirty, inconsiderate bitch. Maybe he thinks the same of you, OP.

TheFamilyElf 17

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:57

That's... Ick. But why are you sharing mouthwash? Personally, that's one of those things I wouldn't share.

Fantasma666 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:09

Ew, dude.

TheCaterpiller 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:09

You need to get your own mouthwash, I recommend either listerine or Colgate

Bloodlvst 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:11

That'll teach you, you filthy mouthwash thief.

kelsojww 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:15

Why in the hell are you sharing with him in the first place!?! Do you share toothbrushes and condoms too??

Bloodlvst 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:16

You don't share condoms? All the cool kids do it!

kelsojww 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 0:38

Lmao Ewww

nick581924910112 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:19

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