Intimacy: Today, I found out my wife confided in a coworker that she wants... - FML

By semokco - 14/05/2015 18:59 - United States - Seminole

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Today, I found out my wife confided in a coworker that she wants to sleep with him, because our marriage is loveless and sexless. News to me. FML

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semokco 0

Friday 15 May 2015 17:31

Howdy! Op here. So nice of all of you that assume that I'm not doing my part. Let me say: I am. Our marriage is not sexless, I do express and have expressed my love in creative and whole ways. Our marriage is not "sexless"- there is a possible pregnancy, ATM.

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Mechazilla2 15

Friday 15 May 2015 8:53

Give her the news of a marriage-less relationship.

MrsPegg 45

Friday 15 May 2015 8:57

That is so messed up on many levels. I am so sorry OP! I would say try counseling if you desire to, but I know from experience that it's always easier said than done to make a spouse work on marriage; especially when it sounds like she's already moving on. :(

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Tailored 15

Tuesday 19 May 2015 18:43

Just fix it. It'll all be okay

asia3pea90 13

Wednesday 20 May 2015 18:21

Fix it.

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