By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
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BitchPlease18 6

It's sad that technology has become this interfering with our lives.

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mhud4911 0

if she didnt tell you, are you sure you're the father?

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bete_noire_fml 7

Social networking was a good concept for keeping in touch with friends, but moments like this I feel as if somewhere we may have taken the important of it just a wee bit to far. You should always tell your significant other news like this before it hits the ole facebook feed.

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curleyQ97 9

its not official til its facebook official

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shortstop94 1

Shit..hope you get the chance to talk to her! Best of luck(:

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lolfood 24

It doesn't specify the gender...?

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darwinism 30

That's what you get for sending her a "poke" on facebook. You should now tweet about your disappointment on how your wife used a social network to let you know. FYL

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AKGirlinSD 20

That Poke option should come with condoms and/or birth control then! Lol

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theamazingone_12 7

well she was so overwhelmed by the fact that she just found out she was pregnant and she found a way to spread the word as quickly as possible!!

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RockstarRN 10

Perhaps she'll notify you of the delivery on FB too! Sorry OP, those moments should be private and only shared when both are ready.

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MuseFan1991 14

how have you come to that conclusion? maybe OP's wife just has poor priorities.

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ant1ion 12

She did tell you, it was just one of those conversations that you zoned out during

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