By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
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BitchPlease18 6

It's sad that technology has become this interfering with our lives.

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mhud4911 0

if she didnt tell you, are you sure you're the father?

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oliviaalexandria 3

maybe she didn't think she should tell you until she told the father. hmm

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videokid2000 10

But then she wouldn't ever tell OP...

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AKGirlinSD 20

I'm taking a guess that she wanted to surprise you when she saw you. But due to her enthusiasm, she forgot that you could see her Facebook post. Congrats original poster! Let's just hope she doesn't post the sex, of your baby, before she tells you :-D.

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GothicAngel17 24

It doesn't specify a gender on the iOS or Android app, nor does it on the full website. Yes, I checked. So unless you're mistaking the "misc" for the gender and not the category, your app is stuffing up or just using "woman" as the default.

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fromthesuck 8

Facebook is the bane of humanity

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perdix 29

You may want to go on her wall and find out who poked her 6-8 weeks ago. The bad news is that you can't celebrate Fathers' Day today, but the good news is that National Cuckold Week starts tomorrow. It's a similar holiday, except the celebrants have to buy their own gifts to guarantee they are new and not used by someone else :D

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kishuu_fml 1

It was meant as a surprise. So, SURPRISE!

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banan001 6

U sure it's yours? I would b totally pissed off if I were u

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