By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
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NateHQ 13

Why the hell would you share a loofah in the first place?! Thats just plain nasty!

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SKYstlimit 11

then get your own, not difficult

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Comments

nainai_09 14

Even if he did wipe... why the hell are you sharing it?? Those things are like $2.00. Not to mention it's disgusting

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dabomsht123 3

Easy fix!! Buy yourself a new looofa and hide that motherfuckrr!! You don't wanna share a loofa that he has essentially taken a shit on!!

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janfleury 19

Gross. Some things should never be shared.

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URBeingLied2 23

TIL why some people have that weird odor that smells like perfume sprayed on poop.

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Catdragon 40

Well it's better than him taking a dump IN the shower and then waffle stomping it down the drain

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KaylaTackett 18

I refuse to share one with my boyfriend!

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emh86 14

100% YDI. How hard is it to just buy one for yourself?

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Redhairchick 10

YDI for sharing a loofah. They're like 2 bucks. WOW.

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epiccrazy 15

Who in their right mind shares a loofah?! That's gross. I don't even leave mine in the shower because, I'm paranoid it might fall some how and touch the floor or even worse, the shower drain

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kristinjeaneen 21

This is why I don't share my loofah with anyone. That's really unhygienic and defeats the whole purpose of a shower if you're just wiping yourself down with someone else's germs and bacteria

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SneezyBear 27

1) How is it any 'cleaner' to wipe yourself down with your own bacteria? and 2) if you're having sex, you've already got their bacteria all over you anyway, which is gonna get on your loofah, which means you'll be wiping yourself down with their bacteria anyway. Logic, people. Get some.

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STFU01 14

But does he shit on her when they have sex?

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