Kids: Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes,...

By Ouch - 12/08/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

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By Hot Pants - 01/12/2011 17:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

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How appropriate

By ohgod - 14/08/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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Glittery letters

By Anonymous - 27/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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By Worried - 16/04/2011 10:59 - Australia

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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By Mamallama - 19/08/2018 13:00

Today, I leaned down to pick up my infant son from his highchair. He reached up and grabbed the first thing available to him: my nipple. I got purple-nurpled by my baby. FML

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By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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Kids these days…

By jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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Thursday 13 August 2009 9:07

That happened to my mom, everyone thought I would be a boy but nope! Next time, decorate in yellow.

xsmores 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:05

Well... you can save it for another time if you do happen to have a girl. :) Congrats! I love baby boys!!

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iheart 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 17:53

oh shit, watch that kid turn out gay.

KeighlR 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 17:55

#175 you are a moron. Doctors are generally correct about these things, so you can't blame the person for buying pink things. Also, the reason you are truly moronic, is the fact that you said, "also, your baby must have a really small one if they thought it was a girl so fhl." It is a baby...what are you expecting it to come out with?!

Luky_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:04

alright dude, you win the internets. kinda interested why you care so much about my comment though.

sweetSandy 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 17:57

yeah my bro was smart enough to take precautions after the doctors said him and his wife would hav a girl..he's was ready with the name for a guy just in case and the furniture was white so no issue...it's your fault for over doing it with pink

morgan020 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 17:59

ydi. we went with muted reds blues greens and yellows so that it wouldn't matter what the gender was it would work. maybe you should hav thought about that first. and don't always trust an ultrasound. they are wrong a lot the dr said my son was about 10 lbs but was 6 lb 11 oz he just has a big head. but she induced me 2 weeks early so that there would be less stress on him because of his size but that didn't happen. so don't believe everything your dr tells you.

perfectwinds 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:05

Everyone being a complete bitch to the OP obviously doesn't have kids. Sorry, OP. I know that you're excited about your baby, it just sucks that you don't have anything prepared. It just happened to a friend of mine's child. (She's a hot grandma. ;] haha) They thought it was going to be a girl and everything was in pink and POOF! A little penis popped out. Haha. That's how I got a lot of clothes for my son, though. A friend's mom's coworker thought they were having a boy and they bought all their blue goodies and had their shower and out came a little girl. They had already washed everything so everything predominately boy they gave to me. =] I was so worried this was going to happen to me but he came with a penis as planned. LOL!