Love: Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of 3 years...

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 17:58 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of 3 years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML

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By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 07:10 - Indonesia

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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By chao - 22/12/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML

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The magic of love

By robot lady - 23/09/2020 23:01

Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 03:44 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

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By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland

Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 00:10 - Australia - Ascot Vale

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

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Monday 21 April 2014 2:02

Get out of that. Now.

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 21 April 2014 2:03

She's probably sleeping with other men if she has that kind of double standard.

Comments

gingaa96 18

Monday 21 April 2014 2:09

You don't have to put on your red light, Roxanne

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 21 April 2014 8:04

You don't have to sell your body to the Net

avapaige1234 19

Wednesday 23 April 2014 14:55

Lol I can almost imagine the voice of that guy singing El Tango de Roxanne

rdnkchevy 9

Monday 21 April 2014 2:10

Yeah I would get the hell out of that relationship

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Monday 21 April 2014 2:12

Run fast and run long!

Sirmrcrowley 12

Monday 21 April 2014 2:12

Hit her with a potato. If she comes back, wait.....that may not be how that saying goes!! Just hit her with a potato and let me know how it goes!!

olpally 32

Monday 21 April 2014 2:13

She's too stupid to be in a marriage with. Get the **** out.

JuzReading 23

Monday 21 April 2014 2:13

The fact that you got rejected twice after proposing should tell you she's not the one.

Petey801 5

Monday 21 April 2014 2:14

Leave that beezy! She's not worth it!

knoxxx 22

Monday 21 April 2014 2:15

Your life definitely sucks, but you deserve it for staying in a relationship with her. She probably doesn't have intentions of actually marrying you. It sounds controlling and unhealthy, time to break up, OP.