Love: Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of 3 years...

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 17:58 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of 3 years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML

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By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 07:10 - Indonesia

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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By chao - 22/12/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML

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By robot lady - 23/09/2020 23:01

Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 03:44 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

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By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland

Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 00:10 - Australia - Ascot Vale

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

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coolcocoxxx 12

Monday 21 April 2014 2:02

Get out of that. Now.

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 21 April 2014 2:03

She's probably sleeping with other men if she has that kind of double standard.

Comments

an3ph 20

Monday 21 April 2014 3:50

Run like the hounds of hell are after you.

writerfighter 12

Monday 21 April 2014 3:56

Maybe she's worth keeping. Personally as a girl who wants to wait till she's married, it's more of my v card is only something I can give once and I want to make sure your the right person to give it too.

askullnamedbilly 33

Monday 21 April 2014 4:10

She's taking her clothes off for money. I am pretty damn sure she's not actually a virgin, and since she's expecting OP not to ********** but is ready to take money from men masturbating to her, she is definitely not worth keeping.

squideth 18

Monday 21 April 2014 4:18

Sorry but being a virgin doesn't make you better than shit. It's a choice one makes for themselves and that's it. Nothing special about it and OP should most definitely not stay in an abusive relationship just because of it.

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 21 April 2014 4:57

#53: Why would OP stay with a stupid hypocritical bitch who think it's fine for her to strip and most likely touches herself online and not let OP **********?

pandalover69 26

Monday 21 April 2014 10:57

You're the first post I've seen out of at least 100 that is on the girlfriend's side. Either you identify with her, you're joking, or you're such hipster that you don't want to agree with anyone else.

lysx84 24

Monday 21 April 2014 11:16

"V-card"? Anyone using the phrase "v-card" is clearly too young to be having sex anyway. I'm very glad you have maintained your virtue. That is, however, entirely irrelevant to the FML.