By jobless - 16/05/2012 07:36 - United States - Groton

Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 065
You deserved it 2 403

Same thing different taste

Top comments

loserboii 11

How did you not find this out earlier?

Nose mask, protective eyewear and lots of Zertec or Clariton for you my friend. The other choice is to learn the following phrase: "Would you like fries with that?" Good luck

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Its time get a pet monkey that does all you work.

They have medication as well as allergy shots for that you know? I used to have to get those shots.

perdix 29

Start collecting some of that sweet disability cash! Or are you too lazy to do that, too?

reddudeover 2

*You sneeze Coworker - you're wheezing... You - I ain't got time to wheeze

charla6609 2

Just wear long pants n a mask n sunglasses n take allergy medicine. I'm allergic to grass too. It's no biggy when you get used to it

Fck you epicwaffles... I want waffles now.

jayisacooter 1

Why whine!!! You need to get over it - over yourself & get a different job!! Stop whining mate!!!!

How haven't you known before now, that you are allergic to grass when it's your job for god knows how long? Haha!

Little kids nowadays are pampered by their parents. They buy them all sorts of toys and videogames so they don't get dirty. The downside with this is that, as they never played with dirt during childhood, they don't acquire the natural defenses required for survival in the wild. Their immunological system hasn't been allowed to develop, so they end up with all sorts of stupid alergies like this one. A dirty child is a healthy child.

knoxxx 22

76- So people with allergies to peanuts just weren't exposed to enough peanuts as a child? And people who are allergic to latex, their parents are terrible parents because they didn't expose their child to gloves or condoms? What great logic you have.

76 - What you're babbling about - dirty children having more defense against diseases is somewhat true. BUT, it does NOT apply to allergies and too much exposure to the wrong thing can cause death. Do you really want to expose your kid to smallpox thinking, just like with chickenpox, they'll supposedly come out of it immune? No, your child will be dead. Use your head.

Some people can become allergic if around it constantly

hateevryone 14

Well that sucks. You might have to find another job.