By jobless - 16/05/2012 07:36 - United States - Groton

Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML
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loserboii 11

How did you not find this out earlier?

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loserman67 35

Nose mask, protective eyewear and lots of Zertec or Clariton for you my friend. The other choice is to learn the following phrase: "Would you like fries with that?" Good luck

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freakguy455 0

Man up and deal with it, I did. It's the only way you'll build up a tolerance.

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assil_fml 2

I wish I was allergic to grass!! I now as a job too! You should be glad your allergic! Lol

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GaleHawthorne 0

Did you know that the smell of cut grass is the grass's way of screaming? Plants send out a chemical to warn other animals it is being attacked. Remember this next time you mow the lawn. >XD

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franwins0827 7

Guess that's not your job anymore. :-P

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Ninjasaurus18 9

That's a horrible job!!! Last time I babysat, the kids told me we were going to play cowboys and cows. I was the cow. Then after they lassoed me, I tried to get out. They came in with more ropes and a gag, tying me up and duct taped my hands together. Then they dragged me to the stairs and pushed me down, stole my iPod and phone out of my bag and spent the rest of the time going through my messages and deleting my songs.

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Arch27 27

From one seasonal allergy sufferer to another - Get a respirator.

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xXMudkipNoobXx 7

*Insert racist joke here*

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tksbb156 1

I am allergic to cut grass and my parents still make me mow the lawn.

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