By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
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You deserved it 79 045
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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

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finalyearsofhate 22

You are a genuine pos. I hope she finds out and leaves.

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Asinger06 1

Did the baby mama know you were married? If so, you deserve each other. If you lied to her too, you really need to seek counseling. Either way really. Find out why you're such an asshole who can't keep it in your pants. Zero sympathy for those who cheat. You deserve it!Your wife does not.

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Roxas_hearts 27

Go **** yourself. Hope that they both dump your sorry ass.

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s_t_adam 9

Lmao why is everyone so butthurt on this app

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leogachi 15

@124 I don't think you know what butthurt means.

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BreeYoung 11

Coming from someone who has been cheated on several times, you deff deserve this! Karma at its finest!

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epeeftw 16

The only way this is FYL is if OP conceived the kid before meeting his wife and just found out about it. I would think that most people would lot like to find out that their spouse had a kid they don't know about, even if the spouse just found out and no one was cheating.

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TacoCat15 10

I hope she leaves you. You have problems.

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CourtneyPaigee16 13

People like you suck. If you're unhappy with your wife, break it off. If you're not unhappy... Why do you cheat? It makes no sense to me like you can have all of the sex you want with your wife??? (Seeing that she's not someone who keeps you from it) Either way... It's not FYL its FYWL

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Mathalamus 24

well, if you break it off with your wife or husband because you are unhappy, and then immediately hook up with someone else, they might think that its still cheating, they just went the proper way to do it, if there is a "proper" way...

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