By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

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worthypegram1 13

Hope she leaves your ass when she finds out.

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LonelyCoyote 3

You seriously think this deserves pity you cheating bastard? You don't deserve this kid who you and your ****** yo relationships with inevitably **** up.

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sassypenguinxox 15

You're an ass, there is no way she will not find out if ur going to have anything to do with that child. I hope ur wife hands ur ass to u! KARMA!

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Annika14 16

What the hell is wrong with you? Why even post shit like this, I hope she figures out and leaves you..

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DBpiano 22

Is there any way that you DIDN'T deserve this?!

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billboob 21

?Hey you sir! You're a scumbag! No one is sorry they will not care for you! Because we're super! All without you! You ****** a **** and its caught up with you! Enjoy sir, divorce proceedings, she'll take what's yours and we'll all laugh at you! Now don't fret, because you're worthless! ? in the tune of I'm super. Don't know if it goes.

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maydayyparade 27

and the asshole of the year award goes too...

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shady914 14

You were asking to get shit on by hundreds of people when you had the bright idea to post this, expecting someone to feel sorry for you.

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