By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

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bottomsupbabe 13

Piece of shit I hope you get everything that's coming to you

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ThatLastKid 21

Tell your wife now so she can decide whether not she wants to leave you, you cheater.

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cmog3 12

You don't deserve a wife if you feel the need to cheat.

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allen_boi 7

It might not be yours if she hasn't told you yet

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messymessiah 11

I can't believe this got published. This is not a FML, this is a F**K YOU. Nice try dickweed.

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