By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

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ddavis13 10

DUDE ARE UOU FREAKING SERIOUS. GET A CLUE . THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK! WHY SHOULD HE GO DIE? THATS THE WORST THING YOU COUD TELL SOMEONE. YOU DONT KNOW HIM. ALL YOU JNOW IS HE CHEATED . WOW YPU NEED TO TAKE THIS DOWN. I HAVE REPORTED IT ALREADY AS A SIGN OF ONLINE BULLYING AND ATTEMPTING TO ENCOURAGE SUICIDE.

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ksks1234 33

You are jerk who not only cheated, but got someone else pregnant. Your poor wife has to deal with the fact that you fathered someone else's kid. If the mistress knows you are married, she is just as bad. Hopefully, if she knows you are married, you both will grow up and do the whatever is the most responsible thing for the fetus. **** your wife's life, **** that fetus's life, and possibly **** the other woman's life. You just suck!

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mds9986 24

Wow, I'm surprised this fml's comment section wasn't locked yet.

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nyctophilia71 7

People like you are the reason why I have no faith in humanity anymore

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Tymaster5 22

Look on the bright side, even though you don't deserve one, Tell her now and it will be over quicker then who knows when she actually finds out.

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TabooSushi 24

That's what you get for being a cheating asshole. YDI.

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Amama_fml 30

I accidentally hit "i agree, your life sucks", but I actually meant "you deserve it." Scum.

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