By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 801
You deserved it 79 045
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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

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acp2002 23

dumbass, I hate cheaters. **** your wife's life, the girl that's pregnant life, and the babies life. you've messed up, big time.

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Fleaa_fml 14

Nope, no sympathy, you totally deserve it dumb ass, I hope your wife leaves you the second she finds out.

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nekminnet 13

Suck shit you cheating prick. I hope you are found out and your soon to be ex wife find someone she can count on.

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inks98 14

I feel no sympathy for you. I don't understand why people cheat... Don't you love your wife? If you were not happy you could've ended it

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itchmcrotch 13

Anyone who doesn't think this is a YDI is f*cking delusional.

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ddavis13 10

because their comments suck , like they've never cheated before! feel like that usher song confession s should be playing. Bahaha. sorry your life is sucking right now, but you did know better. however congrats I think?

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tarlax 11

Yawn. What exactly's so hard to believe about most people being decent and never having cheated on their partner before? You're way too defensive about it, and I think I can guess why. You're a ******* train wreck.

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Roxas_hearts 27

You say it as if everyone cheats once in their lifetime. Believe it or not, most people are actually somewhat decent human beings.

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ddavis13 10

I'm way too defensive because I don't feel like its okay for people to be telling him that he should go die. I believe that is cyber bullying . is he a dick for cheating and getting her pregnant? yes. however calling someone a bad person due to a mistake orbtelling them to go kill themselves is called bullying. maybe he does feel like dying and all those who put scum bag , you don't deserve this or that is feeding that guilt he already has. plus if he was to commit suicide. how would you feel if you are the one encouraging that?? he is able to come back and should be able to be forgiven. plus yes I am super defensive, because I am pretty sure this is my husband, so back the hell up.

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tarlax 11

It's cyber bullying? You're sure it's your husband? People are telling OP to go die? Yeah, none of that's true and you're clearly just trolling. I guess it was obvious from your first post. Either that or you really are the world's most neurotic wreck. Either way, you're beyond reasoning with.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Somehow, I have a feeling the FML staff only approved of this FML so people can call you out.

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leogachi 15

@183 FML users get to decide what content gets posted (although I'm sure the admins have final say, but this doesn't break any rules so it got posted anyway).

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Rammer3500 23

Cheaters never prosper... Hope you find yourself single

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jennygill 6

I hope your wife finds happiness. She will be smiling, feel whole, and you will never relate. Manipulating bastard that preys on others for your selfishness. You're probably a shitty father too. Maybe it's a girl- no way in Hell you can help that child grow. Any daughter you have should never marry the likes of you, any son needs to run from your guidance.

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ddavis13 10

you're words affect people very personally. be careful what you say. sure he might deserve it, but you aren't here to judge. yes he life sucks and maybe his wife is more forgiving. and to say he will be a terrible father. that is a bit much from you. words are sharper than a two edged sword.

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Mathalamus 24

im pretty sure Jennygill's reaction is spot on. not too hostile, but very condemning of the person. i just wish i had the skills to do the same.

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leogachi 15

@196 Actually we are here to judge. That's why we get to vote and leave comments on each post.

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