By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

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ezrajab 22

Why would you do such a thing? And hurt someone else who genuinely loves you? YDI OP

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ezrajab 22

I can go all day on this one this is messed up on soo many levels I don't even want a follow up

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jeffprobs 29

Im just sorry the kid has a dick of a dad and a ***** of a mom, maybe he'll see your mistakes and be better than you

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leogachi 15

@209 It's not fair to call the mother a ***** until we know whether or not she knew he was married.

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Spartancjm 28

No matter the situation or what you say, your a piece of shit

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fchuckslife 4

Congrats on becoming a dad. You already screwed up with your wife, so don't screw up again by abandoning your child to cover up your mistake. Relationships breakdown and people have affairs for many reasons instead of separating but the fallout should not land on the child. Man up for your child's sake.

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beantownchivette 8

Having watched my parents' marriage fall apart due to an affair, you sir are an asshole who deserves to have his junk cut off and fed to a dog.

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lmpowers2 7

No sympathy. You're a liar and disloyal. You don't deserve to be a father

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afroj4ck61910 9

cant wait to see you in eternal fire -satan

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