By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

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allforfun 23

You deserve it. Your wife and unborn child don't.

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Amke 3

You're a bad person and you should feel bad.

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acmariner99 25

I sense alimony and child support coming your way. You're a special kind of stupid.

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CaroLouWho 10

"Today, my husband found out he's going to be a father. Too bad I'm not the mother. FML." In all seriousness, though, I have no sympathy for your cheating ass. All the sympathy for your wife and the poor child who has an insensitive philanderer for a father.

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Zillamamma 4

You are a complete loser. She deserves better than you

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spoon69x 5

<p>In all honestly, I hope you have several kids with your wife, as well as the new kid from your bit on the side.... And you wife finds out and leaves you, and you bit on the side screws you for all the maintenance you can afford.... and then your wife jumps in on the action and you have to pay her even more, resulting in you working long hours at 2 jobs just so you can live in poverty for the next 18 years.&nbsp; Douche!</p>

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