By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 801
You deserved it 79 045
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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

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Tripartita 44

Seems like you've had some practice not telling her important information pertaining to you, so you'll probably do fine, you twat.

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vincent6864 18

I see that you have a comment on almost every fml post lol

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HannahLastedxoxo 10

Maybe because he can actually come up with something good to say, unlike a lot of people on here. I enjoy his comments.

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jazzybaby179 22

Wow cheaters get no empathy from me, I hope your dick falls off asshole.

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AmbrosiaFan74 4

Zero sympathy. I feel bad for your wife.

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schmoo_schmoo 14

You need to be honest with your wife and give her the chance to move on and find someone who doesn't treat her as badly as you do. You owe her that much.

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sunsetium 14

I hope your wife will one day forgive herself for marrying an asshole like you. Hope she has a better life. FYL for your wife.

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Aiden89 23

YDI totally for what you did, how is this even a FYL???

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luk32 9

Because **** his life, would you like to be in OP's position? And he (most probably) completely deserved it. It's a perfect FYL, YDI combo.

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Queen_of_Night 20

He certainly enjoyed the position(s) he was in before he got his mistress pregnant. He's a damn idiot and a pig.

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Meghet 9

I hope your cheating ass gets dumped from both ends

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trucklover7 7

And the worst husband of the year award goes to...

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wwiillmm 12

I'll agree OP is a bad husband, but the worst? No, there are far worse husbands out there. People who beat their wife and don't care what she thinks. OP cares about his wife to some extent or he wouldn't bother keeping the baby a secret which means he didn't want his marriage to end. But then again if OP did care about his marriage as much as he should, he wouldn't have risked cheating and ruining it

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ChopSuey444 20

#83 that's ... possible, but not for sure. Cheating is an adrenaline rush. Keeping secrets makes people (especially people used to routines and monotony such as many married lives) feel alive. Also, keeping the baby from her could be him not wanting his whole family to know he's a piece of shit, rather than a sign that he cares. We don't have the proper information to determine whether or not he is the worst, he very well could beat his wife we don't know.

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Namelesskid 5

Plot twist: OP never cheated, and discovers that the condom broke when he finds it on the ground. His wife does not want to have a child because she passionately hates children, but she has been demonstrating symptoms of pregnancy lately and she just hasn't realized it yet. But OP has. And OP is scared of her reaction.....

sturschaedel 27

Good for you thinking of zebras when hearing a clopping sound, but most of the time it's just gonna be a horse.

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