By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

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LeGly 5

I don't know man, if you weren't married, I'd have a bit more sympathy, but you're married and you're in a legally binding monogamous relationship...all I can say is that you're a bit of a ******** aren't you?

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ddavis13 10

thank you. he just thought Rhodes's a FML moment that he would be kind enough to share

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littlelesbian 9

The only person I feel bad for is your wife. She deserves someone who will be faithful. Not your cheating ass.

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chalalala_fml 2

Don't understand why you're complaining on FML. You should pluck up what little courage you still have and tell everything to your-I hope- ex-wife now. Anyway, have a good life !

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HollyQuinn 21

You'd think people having affairs would be more careful, but apparently not. Hope she kicks your ass to the kerb, pronto.

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MariaGiovanni 25

FYL? No. **** YOU OP. and tell your wife so she can find a happy healthy life.

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corky1992 33

I feel bad for your wife. I don't feel bad for you at all..cheating asshole. Your wife deserves better!

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teentee401 36

Yes "too bad" for you. More like "too bad that your wife married a cheating douche." Honestly less than no sympathy from me.

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MarkGaus 12

Op man I know that feeling. I have 4 wives 2 fiancées and 3 girlfriends. And 3 of my wives and 1 of my fiancées are pregnant. So good luck

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disasterlydeed 26

Wow OP **** you. Why stay married if you're not even going to TRY to be faithful? You weren't expecting to find sympathy from anybody on here, were you? Because lol you ain't gonna get it....I hope she divorces your lame ass. You suck.

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