By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
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You deserved it 79 045
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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

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anon385 23

Whoever voted for fyl is dumb. Ydi man

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tacosandicecream 12

How is this even a fml? You deserve to get dumped by both women!

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shubhamsia 6

plzz divorce her... she will have 1 less asshole in her life.

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Apparentlyacunt 18

I feel sorry for your future child. At least your wife can divorce you, and never have to see you again. That poor baby is going to be stuck with a low life, cheating shit bag father for the rest of its life. Hope your baby mama gets it a decent step father asap.

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DaDezza244 31

Do you honestly think that the FML community is gonna sympathise with you?? I feel sorry for your wife and I hope she finds out and take everything from you. Absolute YDI.

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janfleury 19

I'm sure your wife will find out. You deserve it......all of it.

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darthreaper_fml 7

No sympathy for the op, he needs a damn good beating

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mezochan 29

You deserve to be strung up to the ceiling by your testicles.

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