By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 801
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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

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emeraldisle 30

**** you, you ******* ****! You absolutely deserve this!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

And you post this on FML expecting sympathy?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

This kinda reminds me of an FML written back in 2009 where somebody said that her husband found a box that her morning after pill came in, and said that her husband had a vasectomy years ago. You both are assholes that deserve no sympathy from anybody here.

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Mynxie 26

You better tell your wife so she can divorce your cheating ass.

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whatsyourproblem_fml 14

What the hell is wrong with you? I hope she divorces your sorry ass. You are a horrible person.

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Ilovelife93 9

Wow! Just wow, OP! I have no sympathy for a damn cheater! YDI times infinity!

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Manic1 13

Are you seriously trying to get sympathy here? F your wife's life for being married to a cheating douchebag!

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Brighton_Cruz 20

Sorry, you should have never cheated in the first place. Still your life suck..

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liv1222 29

No the **** it doesn't. Op deserves every piece that comes to him from this.

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