By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

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everycloud 10

what a ******** and your poor wife, fhl more like! I hope karma is good to you ?

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wildbynature 13

I'd hope the bitch gave you AIDS but I'm almost certain you still wouldn't tell your wife then. Good luck op on being a massive **** douche canoe. My sympathies go to your wife. F*ck her life for having to live with somone like you

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leogachi 15

@99 Why is the other woman automatically a bitch? It's possible she doesn't know that he's married.

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princessjessa 10

You're a complete dick. I feel sorry for your wife!

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SPN_lover666 27

I hope she leaves your ass. I have no sympathy for cheaters.

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RememberSchlitz 9

Plot twist: He's been donating semen for money, and doesn't want his wife to find out about the extra income. Pun intended.

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THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9

Why, why, WHY would you post this? You're complaining that you cheated on your wife and can't tell her? Seriously, you deserve EVERYTHING that might happen because of this.

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