By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
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You deserved it 79 045
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Xeebar 28

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. I hope she finds out and leaves your cheating ass.

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llamaparty 9

People like you are the scum of the earth. I hope she leaves you, and that she's taking everything with her in the divorce.

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MrDonSalvetti 27

The only thing I can say about this: **** you and your wifes life you cheating bastard!

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ohkitty 21

I accidentally clicked the 'your life sucks' button. you 100% deserve this you cheating scumbag.

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sailorsaturn10 5

I'm pretty sure she will find out about the kid when you start paying child support. You totally deserve what ever hell you catch from your wife when that happens.

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never_three 21

Seems I'm with the minority here but maybe OP cheated and maybe OP didn't. There's the small chance that he's in a marriage where his SO doesn't want kids and he realized the condom broke. There's a .01% chance that that's what happened, even if he cheated since condoms and BC aren't 100% effective.

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liv1222 29

Maybe, but let's be realistic please. That's not what happened most likely.

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Queen_of_Night 20

If he's in an open relationship he should have no issue telling her that his other girlfriend is pregnant.

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PulpFact 8

Imagine learning that someone whom you trust and love has gone behind your back and cheated with someone else. No sympathy for you, prick

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Histayra 11

How do we know that he actually cheated on his wife? Maybe his wife is pregnant and wanted to surprise him with the news but he found the stick before she could?

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leogachi 15

@115 Why on earth would he need to keep that from his wife?

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schreibergx93 19

I think this is the fastest I've seen YDI rack up so high. I'm not even sure why this is classified FML.... OP, for your sake, I hope you make it out alive.

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liv1222 29

You cheating scumbag. You're a huge asshole.Why would you make a FML. We have no sympathy for you.

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