By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 888
You deserved it 2 118

Same thing different taste

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

If they were chocolate chip Chips Ahoy cookies.. I understand her reasoning..

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Sharkitaxrscary 12

Neglected from chocolate... Thats cruel.

pricless but really you didn't even try any while growing up that's hard to believe

TcheQ 12

Look on the bright side, you are probably a lot healthier than.........nah screw it, what a bitch!

Idk what's worse, that, or actually being allergic to chocolate. Which I grew out of. . . :0 or was I tricked too!? FYL though...

When you ask for her to provide all the cookies you'd been deprived of as a child, remind her that you'll be picking out her nursing home :D

Well, on the bright side, you're healthier now than if you ate much chocolate when younger. :) although that was pretty shitty no offense

Did she also say you were allergic to bacon?

This is what I will do to my children *begins to plot*