Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents...

By Biological - 11/02/2010 12:22 - United States

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

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By adopted apparently - 23/03/2019 12:00

Today, I found out the joke I’ve been telling for 15 years is true. I am adopted. FML

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By Ariella - 29/08/2011 04:06 - Singapore

Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML

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By Lyn - 06/07/2012 22:14 - France

Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML

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Truth bomb

By toomuch2process - 06/12/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out the truth about my and my siblings adoptions and why I have no contact with any extended family. Turns out our parents are half-siblings, who decided to adopt rather than risk any genetic anomalies. Their families didn’t approve of the relationship so they moved us far away. FML

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Breaking

By Meghan - 05/09/2020 08:01 - United States - New York

Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML

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By Kelly - 26/05/2019 20:30

Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML

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New revelation

By Anonymous - 12/01/2020 18:00

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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By adopteddd - 28/06/2011 14:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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The truth will always come out

By cmendez - 26/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML

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Thursday 11 February 2010 20:06

parenting fail

Whiterabbitm1 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:06

that's terrible I really sorry that a parent would do something like that to a child

Comments

fegd 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 10:48

GOD, I think you deserved it just because of the way you write. Jesus, stop the ******* rhetorical questions.

ScorpSt 4

Sunday 14 February 2010 7:10

Rhetorical questions are questions without an answer. He just answered his own questions.

imkendra 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:12

Wow, I would have loved to see that conversation take place.

smellyoldlady 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 7:58

WOW

infamouskilla 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:33

I'll say FYL for your family being douchebags like that, but I gotta ask, did you never wonder why if you were adopted you have some resemblance to the rest of your family...?

ChihiruLee 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:10

Her parents and family dyed their hair, got body surgery and wear contacts. The joke was just an excuse to get surgery, but they didn't have enough money so they screwed with Op