Intimacy: Today, I found out that if my son and daughter in law are mad...

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I found out that if my son and daughter in law are mad at me, they do it on my furniture. So far, they've done it on the table, my bed, and all the living room couches. FML

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By kewtness_17 - 01/10/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 14:11

Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

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By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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By The Towel Molester - 26/01/2012 14:49 - Australia

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity." I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 22:30

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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Parenting fail

By Anonymous - 21/01/2020 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML

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Call the police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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Inappropriate, honey

By Jessica - 15/05/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

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TheOthin 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:53

I can't be the only one who missed the "in law" bit at first.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 9:23

maybe you should do it in THEIR bed

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momoberryy 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 10:37

wtffff. o_o;

winniebabi 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 10:38

ok so the question I want to ask is; what evidence do you have that they "did it" in those particular places??....

DeathByRamen 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 11:03

To clear things up. I'm PRETTY sure they mean the son and daughter-in-law which would be the wife. So it'd be the son and his wife.

emmiep1011 7

Tuesday 17 August 2010 11:08

Oh no! This has completly ruined your life! What ever will you do?!

janzup77 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 11:20

tsk tsk. incest

DearLar 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 11:44

kinky.

kararo87 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 12:31

op is your son my husband? : / is this carol??

Felecorr 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 14:31

Rofl @ 55. YDI for not kicking them out or something. x_X I'd tell them they can have sex while they're living in my house. That'd get them gonesuper quick. if they have own place, payback time? :] For everyone saying incest, re-read the OP. Reading is tech.

PhillyFox 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 14:35

Bring your husband to their apartment/house and have sex on their kitchen table. Don't bother cleaning up when you're done. In fact, make it as messy as possible. Bonus points if your son and his wife walk in on you.