By kit_kat14 - 19/02/2010 14:27 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
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KnFML 5

ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes

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ThatOneAdamKid24 0

hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."

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purplemnm 9

what does it feel like? can you feel them move around? can I play with your **** puppet? 0_o

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KurouTenshi 0

#27 are you asking what it's like to have a mouthful of cum? O_o cause if you are, it's nothing fancy. a little bitter, sometimes harsh going down... but it's a good sign that you can stop sucking, and swallowing just helps keep it clean and not so messy. p.s., I want a shirt that says what the facebook group is called <3

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lolroflmao 0

umm...u want to know this why?

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ZombieBunnies 0

Give me the experience Tenshi and I'll make you one helluva t-shirt

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purplemnm 9

hahaha! I meant in the eye

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skittlestrailmix 14

Well I mean does it feel good getting anything in your eye? Lol this is no exception.

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TheSexynator 0

since u both hav swords u shall challenge him to a duel! may the best man emerge victorious.

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greenlime_fml 3

Uh..apparently you haven't noticed but the OP posted that she's 100% woman.

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TheSexynator 0

since u both hav swords u shall challenge him to a duel!! may the strongest emerge victorious

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fyrestarter00 0

Totally deserved it, that group should be law

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iamchuck 0

Maybe your bf will let you pitch one day, and then you can return the favor.

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Imag1naryGirl 0

the only way to make a guy feel wanted is by swallowing. quit being a wuss

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Rota 0

Why did you swallow it? I would have given you a facial as well.

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