Intimacy: Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook...

By kit_kat14 - 19/02/2010 14:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By ~~~~ - 27/05/2016 18:45 - Belgium - Hemiksem

Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML

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Ant life

By LIFT - 23/07/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML

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By lightblue - 10/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML

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By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By kal - 23/02/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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The good old days

By FBfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML

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Friday 19 February 2010 20:01

ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Friday 19 February 2010 20:03

hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."

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monkye_fml 0

Friday 19 February 2010 20:44

You should start a group called if you cum in my mouth it's going in YOUR eye!

HeyItsJack 0

Friday 19 February 2010 20:47

I joined that group.

MiszCher 0

Friday 19 February 2010 20:50

lmao

honestlove11 0

Friday 19 February 2010 20:53

lol that's gross. I'm still confused on op's gender?

kit_kat14 0

Friday 19 February 2010 20:58

I AM FEMALE

CallMeHush 0

Friday 19 February 2010 21:09

sure you are.

quietlytearful 0

Friday 19 February 2010 21:31

kitkat.. if your female then why does it say that your male?

kit_kat14 0

Friday 19 February 2010 22:37

I am! It's because the gender is a drop down menu and when I went to put the page down I didn't realise that it was changing the drop down menu instead! So stop trying to be smart. I have made it clear that I am a woman. Do you honestly think a homosexual man would post that on here knowing what people would say?!

TheSexynator 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:44

yes. yes he would.

Rufiooo 0

Friday 19 February 2010 20:55

money shot for the win!

CallMeHush 0

Friday 19 February 2010 20:55

Catch it, save it, roll it off your tongue into his mouth.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 19 February 2010 21:10

Didn't anyone see American Pie? Spit it out in the cup next to you. Just make sure Stiffler isn't going to drink it by mistake. Haha. Op is a girl. Read people, it's an easy mistake to make. He probly joined the group 'cause you spoiled him and wants others to see how lucky he is.