By kit_kat14 - 19/02/2010 14:27 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
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KnFML 5

ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes

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ThatOneAdamKid24 0

hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."

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sarahmarieee 0

I'd almost call that sexual assault. And disgusting.

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ITSALLDAVESFAULT 0

Your dude should be thankful you put your mouth on it....and that's the thanks you get??? You shoulda known, since he joined that group?? That's crap!

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ragsy 7

Could you be a bitter girlfriend who won't swallow?

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greenlime_fml 3

You know how they always say 'tastes like chicken'? Well it doesn't taste like chicken..... 

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The__Redneck 7

One word, lady.... Teeth.

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asenchak84 0

ok id smack the shit outta the ****** if he squirted his nasty in my eye, but swallowings not so bad lol...just saying!

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Squander 3

YDI for not Swallowing. Spitters are Quitters.

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juniorsgay 0

big papi I think your right! I'm a girl and I like to swallow...but I guess that's just me...if u get it in ur eye maybe your not going it right. if u were doing it right u would feel the vain move b for he cums.

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