By kit_kat14 - 19/02/2010 14:27 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
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KnFML 5

ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes

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ThatOneAdamKid24 0

hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."

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destinyisdead 5

ba a real woman and swallow it has an awesome taste to it and it makes your boyfriend feel better if you don't deny his ****.

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greenlime_fml 3

Sorry to burst your bubble, but cum does not have an "awesome taste" to it. Just saying...

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destinyisdead 5

well it does depend on what he's eating, I mean, the more fruit he eatsthen te sweeter it tastes the more meat, the bitterer it is.

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gotit4cheap 0

suck alotta dick bia!!!

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Pirate_Faerie 5

crap sorry replied to the wrong comment..stupid phone..

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angry_girl 0

had a hard time reading this fml with **** in my eye

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gotit4cheap 0

you can it on my microphone...

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gotit4cheap 0

bia act like she ain't never swallowed before... suck alotta d@%k

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Winsome 1

if you don't swallow then dump him. if you do, enjoy! sounds like you will be doing it a lot ;)

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niesenator 0

You can go blind from getting it in the eye.

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