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So.....you spit it out and he scooped it and threw it in your eye? Or are you the skeet-blower type? If so, it lands where it lands.
thats why u should just shut up and swallow! at least he didnt give u the angry pirate, where he busts in yur eye and kick u in the shin, so u walk around with 1 eye closed limpin all pissed off!
Sry but ydi just do it
spit it in his eye instead
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ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes
hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."