By kit_kat14 - 19/02/2010 14:27 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
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KnFML 5

ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes

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ThatOneAdamKid24 0

hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."

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krae16 0

my boyfriend tells me that but as a joke(:

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izaknvire11_fml 0

LEAVE HIS ASS!

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Jimbo2000 0

I am glad that my girl swallows. Never had one that didn't. just take the load and spit it somewhere. make him think that you swallowed it.

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tcbailey 0

wow #40 please tell me your joking?!?!?!? If not then your a complete dumbass for believing it!

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tcbailey 0

you could always superglue his piss hole shut :)) see if he does that shit again bahaha

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greenlime_fml 3

How would you know if they are *****? You haven't ever met them! You know what they say, "never assume, it makes an ass out of you and me"

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matt_1337_c 0

No, its actually a woman. And even if, the correct term is gay, not a bundle of sticks. Dumbass.

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brt3420 13

haha **** I am joining that group!

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Compass 0

Take it in the mouth and spit it out. How is he going to shoot it in your eye if he already finished?

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