By kit_kat14 - 19/02/2010 14:27 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 572
You deserved it 4 882

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes

hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."

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ur bf is ****** cool, be a nice gf and swallow every drop. don't listen to other silly people who ask ya to spit. u were born to swallow, do it like a champ.

bite his ******* dick off then ask him to cum shot in your eye

FAOOLT 0

u should of just swallowed if not ur mouth and not ur eye ... then where the ******!? ... u WANT TO get prego?... just saying

YDI for not swallowing. Not a department I have experience in lol but is it really that different? It's already in your mouth, what difference does it honestly make?

Squeezeit 0

he can be serious about whatever he wants but can't force you to participate if you don't want to. that would be rape. dump the prick.

YDI for knowing what would happen and deciding to press your luck.

OHGASM 0

Time to make a Facebook group saying "your girlfriend should be treated like a queen everday and be given your most undivided attention." Let's see if he takes that one seriously.

Famous words my ex taught me " Spitters are Quittters , Swallows are winners" O_o