By kit_kat14 - 19/02/2010 14:27 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
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KnFML 5

ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes

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ThatOneAdamKid24 0

hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."

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1030love 10

why can't you just effing swallow? i mean honestly, its not difficult.

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candy29 10

why dont you just swallow? youre already sucking his dick... stop complaining

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brycehazen 0

haha I'm in the same group... only because i have a t-shirt that says that and it's funny

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samus42 0

Hahaha! Swallow that cum, woman, it's tasty and high in protein.

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ndvdual3 0

I would make a facebook group called, 'if it goes in my eye my knee goes in your groin' and take it very seriously.

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FockinA 0

at a boy ! the important question is: what group are you gonna join to show him ? "i swallow and love it " ?

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Erindub 0

Ok, hes got to go. Not only for being a douche and joining Facebook but for also being forceful.

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airforce987 20

you just added about 5000 members to that group and started 5 identical ones. good job

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volleyballer18 0

seriously, just swallow. it won't kill you unless you're allergic or something. you're just asking for a load in the face if you don't.

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FadedMemory 9

Well from the sounds of it it's a no brainer and plus it's not like it tastes that bad anywayz.

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