By ohemmgeee - 31/12/2010 11:11 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
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crystal_james 0

Please tell me he is no longer your boyfriend.

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deidre823 7

Kick him in the balls & tell him "It makes me feel special." Solves that problem.

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tpreedom 0

Tell him he has a small dick and you felt sorry for him that's why you dated him, make him cry, it aint that hard,

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BritishHobo 0

I know, it's awful, but somehow you just wrote it in a hilarious way. I too would like to know his logic, yet somehow in a weird way I see where he's coming from.

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unicyclequeen 0

thats soooo bad! get rid of him! he totally isn't worth it!

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Cinn_fml 22

If you didn't dump him, bide your time to get some well deserved pay-back, when he least suspects it is always the best. When he asks why, just tell him it made you feel special and then leave him. The simplest solution would have been to leave him when he told you that, someone that makes someone cry on purpose is never worth it.

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skyeyez9 24

Why is this not: I realized my now Ex bf...... if you stay with the verbally abusive asshole, ydi.

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EricJ 3

Date a nice guy, instead of him.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

He's still your boyfriend, why? I kind of get what he means- if stuff he says gets to you like that, his opinion obviously matters to you, and in an ass backwards way, it means you care. However, there are plenty other ways to show affection and gain it. Dump him! You deserve someone who treats you better than that.

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Tigg3r 3

Woah. Fmylife commenters have actually gotten nicer since the last time I was here...

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DocBastard 38

**** you! **** you and your face! Wow, sorry about that. It was a reflex response to the "nicer" comment. I couldn't let that misperception stand. In all seriousness, when it's a true FML like this, the comments tend to be supportive, as opposed to the usual whining we see around here. OP is in a horrible situation, and I hope she finds enough self-respect to eject this loser from her life.

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0D0R0 4

Acctually, the comments are still intellectually undemanding.

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nocanhaz 4

Op I give you sympathy for your current situation but you need to punch this guy in the stomach, and while he is hunched over throw him to the ground. But before you do this let somebody key his car. Between the physical pain and the fact you let somebody key his car he should start to cry.

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