Love: Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because...

By ohemmgeee - 31/12/2010 11:11 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:41 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By sad life - 26/01/2012 06:23 - United States

Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

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By toonice - 17/07/2014 20:48 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML

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By VoodooPriestess - 04/07/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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crystal_james 0

Friday 31 December 2010 16:11

Please tell me he is no longer your boyfriend.

deidre823 7

Friday 31 December 2010 16:34

Kick him in the balls & tell him "It makes me feel special." Solves that problem.

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lilponygurrl 0

Friday 31 December 2010 20:06

I'd dump him. I hope you did.

choochoolynn 0

Friday 31 December 2010 20:10

This is soo sad :p then again..girls cry over anything these days.

xpmx 0

Friday 31 December 2010 20:11

how is that even possible

Beckleyy 15

Friday 31 December 2010 20:16

Yeah he's special....... ed.

knitmyheartintwo 0

Friday 31 December 2010 20:32

Wow abusive! You can do better!

mike3775 35

Friday 31 December 2010 21:17

Also, to the OP, I really hope you and family/friends are not affected much by the flooding in your part of Australia.

taniaaaaa 0

Friday 31 December 2010 21:49

You honestly need to dump his sorry ass, You just posted that he ENJOYS making you cry, why the hell are you still with him, bbygrl?

rockefoe 6

Friday 31 December 2010 21:51

leave the asshole

Erissa 2

Friday 31 December 2010 22:13

And you're still with him because....?

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 1 January 2011 1:07

Shouldn't that be 'now ex-boyfriend'?

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