By theyarefarapart - 09/05/2011 07:05

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
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YacL 15

Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.

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YacL 15

Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.

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denbeste 3

Yeah, Oprah is disgusting!

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mintcar 9

Aw, I love Oprah.

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YacL 15

I didn't say she's disgusting. I was just saying, it must not be all that bad if Oprah's eyes are like that, she is famous and all.

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mintcar 9

37, I was replying to 22.

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instnt1nfction 17

why is the calling of the numbers instead of name you have?

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AceHeartThinksTh 0

Oh my gosh I love your username and picture xD

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EliseAqua 0

73- There are three reasons 1.) So that it is easier to find the comment 2.) If you post twice you know which comment they are talking about 3.) Just plain old FML tradition

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killa6698 0

this reminded me of south park

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j_cat187 19

damit i fail at typing **** antiflood

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iAmScrubs 19

At leas you have good perenfrial vision. I know that is spelled terribly wrong but I on an iPod touch and spell Check isn't working

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iAmScrubs 19

peripheral vision*

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iAmScrubs 19

sorry, I just woke up when I wrote this. it should be *least, and *but I am on my iPod.

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cptmorgan15 2

No...no.. I think you had it right the first time.

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DarthScynn 0

cptmorgan15... you're amazing. :)

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FarSide 22

Maybe YOUR eyes are just too far apart iamscrubs.

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sweet_candy_ 17

It's ok op there is a lot of mean people out there. I am known for always looking high. I can't help it I don't get enough sleep.

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FlashBurn 13

My eyes are usually bloodshot and no one has accused me of being high. Even though I always seem to be off in my own little world while I work, lol.

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DrJesse 10

i know how you feel im known for always being high and/or drunk :)

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hiyourcute 0

Hey, at least it's affectionate... right? Right?!

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SpectSelf 0

kids have always beenmean. the only thing that changes are the faces and names.

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mintcar 9

Hahaha, aw don't worry. I don't like my eyes either, I think they're way too big. We all have nagging insecurities OP.

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mintcar 9

Aw thanks Riley. 101, hahaha it's okay. it's a little funny actually.

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jess6blondie9 2

Aw mintcar, your eyes are pretty. They're not too big!

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