By theyarefarapart - 09/05/2011 07:05

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
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YacL 15

Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.

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DFlit1 0

wow that kinda sucks bu the this point there's nothin u can do except think of a way it makes ur vission better lol

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BahahahLOL 0

Well as long as it's "affectionately"...

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CitrusGirl 0

Such is life. There will always be mean people. I've been made fun of for being short, having frizzy hair, wearing glasses, looking like a 13 year old when I'm 18. It's only bad if you let it be. If you're a strong, self-assured person what others think doesn't matter.

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limblessorphan 4

there should be more comments like this :-)

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glassssscandy 0

Why in the world would they call you that? It takes way to long to say! They should just call you fish face...

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CoconutMuffin 5

That would really only make sense if the OP had big lips, which that comment is usually reserved for.

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CallMeHush 0

I'm surprised they didn't shorten that to ol' Bug Eyes!

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loyeah 10

awesome! you are going to go far in art! eyes farther apart give you better senses to perspectives and spaces. you should be proud :D

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kevin2407_fml 2

Oh, come on, that's not so bad.. You just need to see it from a wider perspective!

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aardvarkish 15

That is a disturbing dog. I thought I had seen it all.

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atomicbaboon 0

hehe. I see what you did there.

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cptmorgan15 2

You have a kid in your class? That's odd.

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khaya 9

They do it affectionately, meaning they really care about you when you are around. When you aren't they make it their job to cut you down.

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