By theyarefarapart - 09/05/2011 07:05

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
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YacL 15

Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.

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Bofferding_fml 6

reminds me of Fisheye from Hot Shots movie. too bad you don't have the famous "1-eyebrow syndrome" else you might get the world's largest eyebrow record!

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sourgirl101 28

Haha, that's actually funny.(: I think many people are given silly nicknames. I was called "duckie" because I waddled when I walked.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Nathan Fillion's eyes are far apart and he's a damn attractive man. I wouldn't worry about it. Kids used to not-so-affectionately call me either "The Harry Potter Girl" (I had a binder with HP pictures on it) or "The Quiet Girl." They also told other kids to stay away from me because I was "too nerdy" and would "ruin their reputation" if they talked to me. So, it could be worse...

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jess6blondie9 2

Nerdsgetmehot - I'm sorry that people made fun of you and wouldn't talk to you because it would ruin your reputation. That's sad to hear. I absolutely hate kids that are rude like that. You seem cool from what comments I've read of you, those kids are missing out.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#139 Aw, well thank you! Luckily that was about 8 years ago, and I've changed quite a lot since then-- physically, at least. I still maintain my nerdy essence. :P I still don't make friends easily because people misinterpret my shyness as snobbery.

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jess6blondie9 2

Aww. That's too bad. The shy ones are always who I want to talk to and get to know more about. They're always the cooler ones that aren't like everyone else. And everyone has a little nerd in them don't worry. ;)

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Shadow4i5 3

aren't u lucky to be the class clown

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plebeianFelix 5

that beats being affectionately referred to as the kid who developed fetal alcohol syndrome.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I'm pretty sure you're born with fetal alcohol syndrome rather than developing it after you're born...

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plebeianFelix 5

lol not to be contentious, but most congenital defects develop in utero. but I guess it's the definition of "is" so maybe we can both be right.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Yeah, that's what I meant-- fetal alcohol syndrome is something that develops when they're in the womb. Technically they are alive when they develop it, but it's still pre-birth. Let's call it a draw, shall we? :P

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ItWasAllWorthIt 0

That really sucks! They couldn't have been more original?

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Bloodywolf20 9

And your a dumb dick for thanking how someone looks makes them a freak Fyi your the freak for judging someone youv never met

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CoconutMuffin 5

I'd LOVE to see a picture of you! :) Highly doubt you aren't deformed if you make that comment! Hater!

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bankrupt 15

I had a bunch of rotten names thrown at me in high school. The one that stands out in my mind is 'Peanut ****.'

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mante_fml 0

don't worry about it. your mom (aunt) and dad (uncle) didn't know better back then. good luck

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