Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer... - FML

By quackers - 08/07/2016 07:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML

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By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 14:03 - United States

Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML

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By woahheylex - 25/06/2011 14:21 - United States

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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Supreme Betrayal

By chocobo - 11/07/2018 01:30

Today, I discovered that my family routinely waits until after my bedtime to order a pepperoni pizza, my favorite food. If that wasn't bad enough, I'm 17 and still have a strictly enforced bedtime. FML

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OK, well, goodbye

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 14:02

Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML

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By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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Loose connections

By CheeseLover - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring

Today, the pizza delivery guy and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML

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MetalxSoldier 26

Friday 8 July 2016 15:37

Fyl and F the lives of the pizza guys that had to go through that. It's a shame when bad people prevent others from having nice things.

Tripartita 44

Friday 8 July 2016 15:47

I know they mean well, but that's really only going to drive up the demand for black market pizza and benefit the criminals it ought to hinder. It's a vicious cycle.

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Nicole_S_ 13

Sunday 10 July 2016 5:14

its a viable reason

mandylove101 3

Sunday 10 July 2016 20:17

stop ******* whinning. employee safety comes before your laziness

usmcinfantry0311 8

Monday 11 July 2016 3:24

Thats why I carry a Glock 19. That and all the bs going on down here in Louisiana

Maxion_fml 2

Monday 11 July 2016 20:32

I'm sorry that happened but it is a real concern. I work for a delivery service and we have places like that on our map as well

zainman13 26

Tuesday 12 July 2016 12:33

Holy Moly! I fell off my chair while at work .Pizza guys getting robbed!? What is the world coming to?!

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