Animals: Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our... - FML

By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By dating a psycho - 03/02/2022 08:00

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML

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nicola1233 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:08

f your dogs life

Snow_Daisy 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:07

gross!

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wordgirl 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:36

Your dog is being abused. :)

x805xUnknown 6

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:36

Yummy, lucky dogg.....

toeknee33 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:37

lmao lucky dog!!

jein_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:40

lmao!! HAHA who would feed dogs their own boogers i mean,,come on wtf?

happypapp12 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:41

Told you not to name the dog tissue...

babybubz 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:21

not funny.

iheart655 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:18

agree with #73...wtf...

vishuz 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:50

Humor Fail.......BAW!!!

Elizabeth_lyi 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:47

yea #16, that's just weird

AlterEggo 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:42

Time to find a less disgusting girl. FYL. Especially if that turns her on.

razz27 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 13:01

guys, guys, guys stop his gf is just 5

expen_dable 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 13:11

I bet there's a lot of other things she does with the dog that you don't know about,,,

fml9585 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 13:38

woot 21st!!! (I do this cuz I luv how ppl rage over it :D)

youdidwhatnow 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:31

Uhm...actually 22nd.

Gumblebum100 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 15:38

ya if your gonna do that you might want to actually check in the replies to see of there is a 21st because your 22nd

KurouTenshi 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:48

LMAO @ #22 and the comments that follow xD I swear that was a goddamn trinity... 1. OVER-OBVIOUS troll... 2. angry mob... 3. grammar nazi! :D ******* yay!

hachbee 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 13:40

gross

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