By Twilightsux - 31/01/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
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Rocco1990 0

I'm sorry but Twilight is shit. Vampires are supposed to be dark and intimidating not gay shirtless sparkling guys. Twilight is an unrealistic fantasy for shallow pre teen girls.

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vetter_fml 0

get a picture of a hot girl and set it as your phone background. But make sure the girl is actually hot. I can't tell much about Taylor because everything about Twilight makes my skin crawl.

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NIRVANAfan123 0

This twighlight crap is getting out of hand

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JessAngelus 0

# 169 ... I love you. Am I the only one who sees way too many similarities between the Twilight plot and Buffy The Vampire Slayer? Plagiarism much? Thanks to Twilight morons my generation will now be known as the generation who liked sparkly fangless vampires. F Our Lives.

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prettyprincess2 0

twilight suks but taylor lautner is so freaking hot hes my background on mu ipod laptop and cell so unless you have just as good muscles as taylor lautner and a better face i probably wouldve done the same thing as your girlfriend but i also see how you are upset

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Toly 0

#179 ... the funy thing is your chances with Taylor Launtner are on the negative scale, upsetting I know.

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Secret_Fire_King 0

@ #181: I know right.. And it's not just 'cause Lautner has never even heard of her, it's because she is an ugly, obssessed pre-teen.. And -- thank goodness -- will never stalk me around.. The girls let themselves get so worked up over him, and slowly they realise that they will never, ever meet him.. And they will eventually realise that he was just in their fantasies and they will have to settle for a regular person.. With no money, no fame, and no girls wishing they were you.. Yeah sure, I have my dream celebs, too.. but I don't write about it everywhere, because I like to keep my dignity.. And I wouldn't tell why I like them and why all girls should look like that, because then, there'll be feminist bitches coming 'round the mountain.. Yes, there will.. As for Lautner, replacing the locket picture was way uncool.. I guess, that why kids/ young teens shouldn't date.. They do stupid things..

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Toly 0

ok well you know what that means... HIT THE ******* GYM!!! and #73 first of get over you self and second do you get off by having pre-teen girls tell you that you are hot? Point being is you won't get laid through this thing... shocker i know.

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gildedmuse 0

Didn't the poor boy have to undergo what could easily be considered an unhealthy amount of working out in order to get that body and keep his role for the movies? If I were a guy I wouldn't be jealous of him anymore than I'm jealous of the woman who starve themselves in order to remain thin. Either way, they're stressing out their bodies just so they can fit some ideal Hollywood vision and probably developing image problems as a result. I haven't seen any of his work, have very little idea of who he is beyond what I pick up from friends, and still I feel sorry for him! All this drooling over him isn't helping, either. It's just proving, yet again, that most people don't give a **** about the mental state of others, they just want eye candy.

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