By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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The_good_times 0

So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?

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flcl2 2

what a bitch, she wanted to trap you into a relationship by getting herself knocked up. jeez, this is EVERY guys worse fear, that their girlfriend would do this. that's why you gotta wrap it up man, even If it doesn't feel as good, or ***** like this will keep you from being with the girl you really want.

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kalynnepointer 7

How is she 5 months pregnant If she stopped taking her pill 2 months ago?

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Dilwann 27

Gf of five months. Stopping taking the pill 3 months in. Meaning max. 2 months pregnant. Read it again, it's not that hard.

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kims0706 10

Not your fault for having a crazy ass gf, but u shouldn't have had sex 3 months in. Sometimes I feel like people forget that it's main purpose is to

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kims0706 10

Not your fault for having a crazy ass gf, but u shouldn't have had sex 3 months in. Sometimes I feel like people forget that it's main purpose is to reproduce, not just to feel good. So if you don't want kids your hand is now your new best friend.

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alex_gen 38

Pretty sure it's not yours... Either way YDI.

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ronnixoxo 18

having a child is a beautiful event.

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lostgypsy 5

You realize the timing is off right? Two months ago she got off, she's five months pregnant? Your not fertile the month after you stop depending on how much you got in your system.

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jcash52426 5

Congratulations your a dad!

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