By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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The_good_times 0

So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?

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flcl2 2

what a bitch, she wanted to trap you into a relationship by getting herself knocked up. jeez, this is EVERY guys worse fear, that their girlfriend would do this. that's why you gotta wrap it up man, even If it doesn't feel as good, or ***** like this will keep you from being with the girl you really want.

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mcmurdy1980 0

dude, get the hell away from her as fast as you can. when the baby comes ask for a paternity test. only deal with her when it comes to that baby. you ****** up. what type of condom did you use? you failed because you depended on her taking a pill.

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Xavi89 0

hahah don't worry about!!!

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Burgessnk 0

This is one of those tragic fml's that isn't just some kid whinging about bad hair day or broken nail. I'm really sorry to hear this one, clearly you didn't know this woman long enough to work out she is a bit of a nutter. Do get a paternity test. If it is yours, do be a good dad. It sucks for you but It's not the kids fault. Goodluck mate.

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omgtacos 0

all those people probably skim through books too instead of reading them lmao

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mcmurdy1980 0

ask her to get an abortion. if she say no then use the "Tom lykis" hail Mary medthod. tell her you love her very much. tell her you want a life with her. discribe her perfect life like the house with a white fence. one dog and two kids. tell her what ever she wants to hear. tell her that having a kid right now would not be posible. that you both will not be able to have that life with if you have this child now. if she doesn't agree. then your hail Mary failed. if she agrees with you, take her to the clinic. pay for the abortion. make sure you are there. when it is done go to mcdonalds buy her an egg mcmuffin and dump her lying ass. dont call her, write, or ever acknowledge her existance again. and remember she tried to trap you.

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kniffen 0

now that's a good plan right there

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marcranger 28

agree with everything except asking her to get the abortion first. it is her choice, she just doesn't seem to understand what she's getting herself into. explain it to her first.

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Yaseeher 0

56 I pity you. people like you and the ******* Jews remove any chance if there is of peace in the world. remove your avatar you intoxic prick before I split your penis and shove it in your mouth. my anger is JEW to the current raid on aid ships in to Gaza. God have mercy.

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xxJustTxx 0

you do realise you are most likely to go to he'll after all your cussing! that and also because you are judging his opinion you are not of high ranking so you do not possess the ability to condemn someone to hell!

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icecreamman222 0

maybe u wer drunk

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mars_blackman 0

I know this is rude but either aim or the face or teach/ make her swallow. Problem avoided.

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