By ToysforHire - 22/09/2018 03:00

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML
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interesting33 36

'confronted her' sounds like the argument was gonna happen. Why confront and not just ask her or talk to her? she should be able to have a vibrator and not hide it. but she also needs to communicate if she isn't happy in bed.

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real life problems 26

Theres nothing wrong with your girlfriend using toys. You however sound insecure in your ability to satisfy her, which isnt helping anyone.

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nmrhog 15

Ydi for bring a possessive, controlling jackass. No one needs to ask their partners permission to buy or use a sex toy. Stop being so petty and insecure and just think at least she is using a vibratory to cum and ******* someone else instead.

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Kameron Kriese 11

since when did he say that she needed his permission? it sounds like a lot of you ignorant fools are just making the assumption that he absolutely think he owns her sex life, but instead I think it's more that he feels like he should at least know when she buys something to pleasure herself that's in the same shape as his dick. no one ever said she couldn't just use her hands just like most men.

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Rabite 28

I always tell my boyfriend when I buy a huge cucumber for salad. I think he needs to know.

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adelaine782002 17

at least she's not cheating on you with another person...yet

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RoadRunnerZ 13

Woman say size doesn’t matter but have a meet a woman with a three inch vibratior

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Kristoffer 35

YDI for having a problem with this.

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Linda Mau 10

as someone who did this... GOOD FOR HER. Men if you ain't satisfying us be glad they invent toys that can

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Tyracire 2

No one deserves to be treated like that, even more if it comes from your partner...

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Squidgegg 4

Why did you need to 'confront' her? It's none of your business. How insecure are you, christ. She shouldn't need an 'argument'.

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kdragonrose 10

Why is it okay for guys to jerk off as much as they want, but if a woman uses a vibrator, its instantly imasculating? Why do men feel so threatened when a woman masterbates?

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moonmoon 5

Confronted? Argument? Hunny it’s a vibrator, not a side bitch. You’re the issue, not her.

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MitiMiki 16

I've got news for you laddie... women use vibrators. It's nothing to get hung up on. Be a man and use it on her. She'll thank you and it'll spice thing up. You're welcome.

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