By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 04:04 - United States

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Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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justsayfuck 5

Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.

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natural711 6

hah well don't believe that shit, it DOES NOT EXIST hahahahahahnmuhahahahahahha sucker.

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1990TD 6

I would put some serious damage to my sister. What a ****** up sister is she, banging with your boyfriend. So far trusting your family. tssshjj

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samanthar 0

he needs "it" broken

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groundzeromma 8

and by "it" 34 means a double headed ***** broken off in their asses

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singaman96 0

well, he would have never married your sister, maybe it was drunk sex??? or she raped him??? but, in any case, FCUK them and FYL

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abstar 0

ha ha your picture is hilarious!! your tattoos look like rampant hair!!

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flapjacklux 8

Don't forget your a virgin also :)

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TheTigerRoars 0

Don't be too sure on that one. -Fluffy McTiger

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ycaresomuch 0

this girl might sleep around. I rection fluffly mctiger is becoming a bit of a legend to be honest

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bglad09 0

the last part of the fml sound like a tag line to a movie.

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tnlander 20

one word for you: masturbation. problem solved

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perdix 29

And when you are stuck babysitting your niece while your sister and boyfriend are off on some kinky sexcapade, you can think, "All this coulda been mine if only I'd have spread 'em." That's a shame, a damn shame.

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Hanouchka 0

You obviously misread the FML. OP wanted to have sex. OP's ex-boyfriend didn't want... well at least with her.

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