By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 04:04 - United States

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Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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justsayfuck 5

Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.

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ManaUser 0

It's not premarital if he's not planning to marry her.

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Chowdude 0

I can take care of your horny problem

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towboatdude 0

sounds like u got f'd after all just didn't enjoy it. you should come see me I can take care of one of those problems.

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nexttimeblue 0

Look on the bright side op...he could have been f*cking your brother. puts things in perspective doesn't it??

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pindoll 0

damn that stooping down real lown well at least youre not known as the ***** who sleep w her sisters fiance

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bullshitbound 0

I'm sorry, you just can't trust people. Sorry but, I think your sister is a ***** and your ex is a piece of shit!

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bullshitbound 0

I'm sorry, you just can't trust people. Sorry but, I think your sister is a ***** and your ex is a piece of shit!

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cufaoil 11

better to have found out that he's stepping out on you now, before you're married... cloud, meet silver lining

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boopityboppity 11

Wait... No, that's just aluminum foil put there by someone who thinks there could be a positive to this.

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cufaoil 11

well, I'm still optimistic.... better that FML than: "Today I found out that the father of my sister's baby is my husband. FML."

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boopityboppity 11

I think it unlikely that the OP would want to hear that in any case.

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